Gobby [gob-eez]: 

 Noun.

 1. A Pit Viper with a pink on blue splattered frame, white accents, and a pink mirror lens.

 Usage examples:

 “My girlfriend gave me some Gobbies for Christmas! How thoughtful!”

 “Man, whoever invented Gobbies is a genius!”

 “Hey, mate, did you see Pit Viper is selling Gobbies now?”

 *spit take* “What the f-“

 Gobbies! Fun for the whole family.

• UV Protection: 100%
• Light Transmission: 11.5%
• Lens: 1.2mm High Index Plastic
• Look Thru Color: Blue

WHAT'S IN THE BOX

• 1 Pair of Pit Vipers
• 1 Pair of Reach-around™ Earpieces
• 1 Limpcloth™